Global fatsters are causing global warming (no, honestly, it says so on news.com.au so it must be true…). So away we go, let’s bash the lard-arses:
Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production – a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet [note the lack of any qualifying “may be” or “might” or “could” – hey, the science is settled, you denier, you – Ed], according to a report in English newspaper The Sun.
The environmental impact of fat humans is made even worse because they are more likely to travel by car – another major cause of carbon emissions. [“Fat humans” – hilarious!]
Each fat person is said to be responsible for a tonne more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one due to factors including higher food and fuel consumption.
Read it here, or here for the original Sun article [with lots more illustrative photos like the one above – Sun readers don’t have much imagination, so when a story mentions fat people, it is accompanied by copious pictures of, er, fat people. Oh, and, because it’s a story about climate change, a picture of a polar bear. Sadly not this one…]