The Winner:
In the bleak mid-winter
Monbiot made moans,
Everyone was freezing,
Thanks to Philip Jones.
Snow was falling, snow on snow,
Even on Al Gore.
Brown raised carbon taxes,
Making people poor.What can I give Gore,
Poor as I am?
Lots of carbon credits?
Surely that’s a scam!
If I were a wise man
I would do my part.
But what the man deserves is
One great methane fart.
Read the rest here.
Australian Climate Madness 
It seems the Times of India are catching up with “Patchy”.