James Delingpole: The Al Gore Poetry Competition

The Winner:

In the bleak mid-winter
Monbiot made moans,
Everyone was freezing,
Thanks to Philip Jones.
Snow was falling, snow on snow,
Even on Al Gore.
Brown raised carbon taxes,
Making people poor.

What can I give Gore,
Poor as I am?
Lots of carbon credits?
Surely that’s a scam!
If I were a wise man
I would do my part.
But what the man deserves is
One great methane fart.

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