The dazzling reasoning and logic behind the following email was enough to make me reflect and repent upon my sins. From the wittily entitled “Mike Hunt” (not real name, I imagine):
MATE! you are a fucking squeezer.
You need to re consider everything you have done with your entire life and go get your tubes tied to prevent any chance of your making more outspoken fuck wit children like yourself.
When the worlds dead – you and only you will be entirely to blame. [Really? Only me? – Ed]
Your [sic] gay.
Sorry, “MATE”, but a response like that just announces to the world that you’ve lost the argument. And probably the plot.
Actually, given the abuse, the swearing and the lack of grammar, perhaps it’s Mike Carlton…