Copenhagen: Rudd's nauseating, sycophantic speech


Nauseating

Nauseating

Something about Kevin Rudd’s speeches makes my flesh creep. Tedious to the point of rigor mortis (he is, of course, the “toxic bore” – thank you, Tony Abbott, for that gem!), yet at the same time patronising and condescending – and nauseating – and pompous. How one man can be offensive in so many ways is a wonder to behold. Yet is a hugely popular prime minister back here in Australia. What gives? Anyway, let’s sample some of the best [worst – Ed] bits:

History is calling us at this great conference to frame a grand bargain on climate change,” Mr Rudd told summit delegates on Thursday night, Australian time.”

History will record (the summit) as either a time when the peoples of the world, mindful of a common threat to us all, decided to act in concert against that threat, and so decided to turn the tide of history.

“Or else history will record this conference as a time when once again we became so consumed with the petty nationalisms of the past that we turned instead against each other and failed to act on this great common challenge of the future.” [Trying to sound like Churchill, are we? – Ed]

Mr Rudd quoted from a handwritten note he’d received from Gracie, a six-year-old from Canberra. [Uh oh – time to reach for that sick bag… – Ed]

“Hi, my name is Gracie. How old are you?” he read out. [Please, please stop – Ed]

“I am writing to you because I want you all to be strong in Copenhagen, please listen to us as it is our future.” [It’s coming, it’s coming… – Ed]

Mr Rudd added, “I fear that at this conference, we are on the verge of letting little Gracie down”.

Bloooaaaargghh.

Read it here (you have been warned).

Copenhagen: Open letter to R Pachauri from Viscount Monckton and Steve Fielding


Lots of porkies

Economical with it

Rajendra Pachauri, the Nobel prize-winning climate expert, er, economist, er, railway engineer who heads up the politically motivated and corrupt IPCC, was spouting his usual brand of “truth” at Copenhagen, but Christopher Monckton and our own Steve Fielding weren’t going to let him get away with it, and take his spin to pieces in this 14 page open letter, and they don’t pull any punches!

We should be grateful for your response within 48 hours, failing which we shall be entitled to presume that you, the IPCC and the EPA – to whose administrator we are copying this letter – intend to conspire, and are conspiring, to obtain a pecuniary advantage by deceiving the public as to the nature, degree, and significance of the global surface temperature trend. In that event, conspiracy to defraud taxpayers would be evident, and we should be compelled to place this letter in the hands of the relevant investigating and prosecuting authorities.

In any event, errors and exaggerations such as that which is evidenced in the IPCC’s defective graph do not inspire confidence in the reliability of the IPCC’s scientific case. Given this and other mistakes that an international body of this nature ought not to have made, and given your numerous and direct conflicts of interest that have, in our opinion, been insufficiently disclosed, we are also copying this letter to the delegations of the states parties to the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change with a request that you be stripped of office forthwith.

Download it here (PDF – 1 MB)

Copenhagen: Nation with 0.0002% of global population brings negotiations to a halt


tuvalu

Perilously close to water…

All the talk has been of the tiny island nation of Tuvalu, most famous until this week for the .tv top level domain so favoured by TV stations across the globe. It has a population of just over 12,000 (in other words, two ten thousandths of one percent of the global population). But because it is less than 4.5 m above sea level, somehow it has become the poster child for climate change, because “rising sea levels caused by global warming” will flood the islands sooner than anywhere else.

Ironic, then, that sea levels have been rising at about 3 mm per year since the end of the last Ice Age, with no perceptible acceleration due to “global warming” – in fact possibly a slight slowing:

Clearly not accelerating…

Clearly not accelerating…

So at current rates, it will take about 1,500 years for the sea to rise 4.5 metres, so hardly a climate emergency that requires urgent action today at Copenhagen rather than in 100 or 200 or even 500 years time, when the costs of adaptation will be far less.

And furthermore, the islands are all coral atolls and reefs, notoriously unstable and most of which are known to be sinking into the sea anyway – that kind of sounds like a problem for them to deal with, rather than blackmailing the rest of the world.

Copenhagen: China declares it "a failure"


All over?

All over?

From the ABC:

China has told participants in the UN climate change talks that it sees no possibility of reaching an operational accord this week, an official involved in the Copenhagen talks says.

The official, who asked not to be identified by name, told Reuters that the Chinese had suggested instead issuing “a short political declaration of some sort”.

The statement from the world’s biggest polluter comes less than 24 hours before most world leaders are due to join the climate change talks in Copenhagen, where ministers and negotiators have made only modest progress at best.

Talks have been stalled by a widening rift between developing nations and the developed world.

Maybe everyone will go home and we can get on with enjoying Christmas.

Read it here.

Copenhagen: Ethiopia advocates global socialism


The Ethiopian suggestion

The Ethiopian suggestion

And supported by France and Britain – surprise surprise. Sarkozy the closet socialist, and Brown the old-Labour socialist. Climate change is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s the perfect way to introduce global wealth distribution via the back door, without anyone noticing. The Ethiopian proposal is as close to this as it’s possible to get – I’m amazed they said it with a straight face, as they prepare to fleece the developed world right under its nose.

AFRICAN nations, led by Ethiopia and backed by France and Britain, have presented a plan to break the deadlock at the Copenhagen talks by raising billions of dollars to help poor countries cope with climate change through levies on international aviation and shipping and possibly even a controversial global financial tax.

Kevin Rudd discussed the plan with Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi and British Prime Minister Gordon Brown soon after his arrival in Copenhagen. Mr Brown, along with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, is backing the Ethiopian scheme, although the financial tax proposal was last night meeting resistance from other developed countries.

A spokesman for Mr Brown said London supported the Ethiopian proposal and hoped it could “provide a way forward” for the struggling climate change talks.

Where will the money go? To adapting to climate change? Er, I don’t think so. Into the pockets of despots and dictators.

Stupidity really does know no bounds.

Read it here.

More data CRU-cifixion: only warmest Russian stations chosen


Man-made warming in Russia?

Man-made warming in Russia?

From Watts Up With That:

It’s true, and it’s huge. Today another example of CRU having their foot on the scale, Russian papers are reporting that the Russian surface station data was sorted by CRU to use the highest warming stations only.

Analysts say Russian meteorological stations cover most of the country’s territory, and that the Hadley Center had used data submitted by only 25% of such stations in its reports.

Over 40% of Russian territory was not included in global-temperature calculations for some other reasons, rather than the lack of meteorological stations and observations.

The data of stations located in areas not listed in the Hadley Climate Research Unit Temperature UK (HadCRUT) survey often does not show any substantial warming in the late 20th century and the early 21st century.

They specifically state that lack of measurement is not the cause. If they claim the full set of Russian data does NOT support global warming, imagine how different the bright red dot over Russia would look. Again the accusation is completely believable, yet is completely unverifiable because CRU has refused to release the data. This data and code release is the subject of illegal blocking of FOIA’s is one of the keys in the Climategate emails. We need to know the list of stations used and we must have copies of the raw data.

This is a very powerful accusation, which if true could change much about the climate science debate. Many papers are based on this dataset which has the highest trend of the major ground datasets.

Read it here.

Copenhagen Day 10: Wong's speech so awful that delegates applaud protesters trying to interrupt it!


Day 10

Day 10

Penny Wong’s moment of glory has been marred by protesters who tried to interrupt her speech:

COPENHAGEN delegates clapped protesters who interrupted Climate Change Minister Penny Wong’s speech.

Senator Wong had just taken to the stage to speak to hundreds of world leaders and diplomats when two young chanting protesters brought proceedings to a halt.

The summit president tried to talk over the top of the yelling, an alarm and the applause, calling for the talks to proceed and the noise continued as Senator Wong walked to the podium.

In her introduction a seemingly unfazed Senator Wong said her speech might not be as exciting as the last intervention. (source)

You can sure say that again. And things are still not going well, according to the BBC:

Formal negotiations at the UN climate summit have ground to a halt following wrangles about what documents should be used as the basis for talks. Beneath the dispute lies a long-running accusation from developing countries that the Danish hosts are trying to sideline their concerns. Outside, police clashed with protesters who stormed barricades around Copenhagen’s Bella Centre.

Activists have been angered by lack of progress on a new climate deal. They also complained about restrictions on access to the talks. Police detained more than 240 protesters during the clashes, which led to injuries on both sides.

As well as the negotiations at the summit, a succession of presidents and prime ministers has been delivering set-piece speeches. Many illustrated the very different visions that exist of the deal that should emerge from this summit.

Earlier, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown conceded that a deal might not be achievable here. But, he added: “If you don’t get an agreement this week, people will doubt whether you can get an agreement at all.” (source)

Then there is the required daily dose of alarmism:

Global sea levels could rise by up to 9m in the next few hundred years, even if the world manages to stabilise average temperatures to 2C above pre-industrial levels, according to a new study.

In this scenario, hundreds of millions of people around the world would be affected as low low-lying coastal areas became inundated. New Orleans would be lost to the sea, much of southern Florida and Bangladesh and most of the Netherlands.

The 2C figure is significant because this is level of warming that is likely to be adopted as the threshold to be avoided by the UN climate negotiations in Copenhagen – although small islands states and developing nations have argued that 1.5C would be a more appropriate target.

Nine metres of sea level rise is higher than anything predicted so far because the new study takes into account the potential that the Greenland and west Antarctic ice sheets start to melt as the Earth warms. This did not factor into the most recent assessment of the state of climate science by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) in 2007. It forecast a sea-level rise of up to 59cm by 2100, and between 4-6m in the next few hundred years, if average global temperatures stabilised around 2C. (source)

“In the next few hundred years”? Sounds like a non-story dressed up as a scare. But hey, this is The Guardian, after all. And the funniest news of the day? Greenpeace getting a taste of its own medicine:

How do you like it?

How do you like it?

“Propaganda Warrior,” the huge banner proclaimed. CFACT activists sailed up long-side of the infamous Greenpeace vessel, Rainbow Warrior, and unfurled a banner which underscored how the radical green group’s policies and agenda are based on myths, lies, and exaggerations, and perpetuate poverty, disease and premature death in Third World countries. Earlier in the day, CFACT activists boarded “Arctic Sunrise” and unfurled a banner that read “Ship of Lies” off the starboard side.

“Greenpeace’s callous disregard for the truth and people’s well-being has become intolerable,” says Craig Rucker. “So we decided to take action.”

CFACT unfurled the banners for two reasons, CFACT president David Rothbard explained. “Greenpeace ships, like the Rainbow Warrior and Arctic Sunrise, have become global symbols for radical environmentalism, and we wanted to call attention to the harm these groups are causing. And second, it seemed appropriate to use one of Greenpeace’s own favorite tactics to make this point.”

“The continuing scandal over falsified and destroyed temperature data, manipulated climate models, and a perverted scientific and peer review process further demonstrates that there is no valid basis for this anti-energy, wealth-redistribution, global governance Copenhagen treaty,” says Rucker.

Anti-energy policies represent a “clear and present danger to the health and welfare of billions,” Rucker says. Mandates for wind and solar would send energy prices skyrocketing, sharply constrict economic opportunities and destroy jobs.

“People in developing countries simply want to improve their living standards, and give their children a chance to live past age five,” Rothbard says. “Greenpeace is diametrically opposed to giving them access to the modern technologies that would help them do that.” (source)

Priceless!

Copenhagen: further protests underway


From Politiken.dk:

12:00 – Police have ordered the demonstration to disperse, making it illegal to continue and permitting the arrest of anyone refusing to follow police orders to stop the demonstration.

11:45 – There are tumultuous scenes in connection with the Climate Justice Action Bella Center demonstration as demonstrators attempt to force fences and police lines to get into the security area. Bottles have been lobbed at police lines. Police have warned demonstrators that the Bella Center is a security area and any attempt to get in will result in arrest.

In some cases police have drawn batons and used pepper spray and teargas. So far some 200 people are said to have been arrested.

Cycling activists in groups of 10 are attempting to cause confusion and get into the Bella Center area at different locations.

Some 50 delegates and activists from within the Bella Center have made their way out of the building to meet the demonstrators.

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08:00 A demonstration has begun in Copenhagen in which activists are marching on the Bella Center to attempt to take over the COP15 Climate Summit for a period.

Activists convened at around 8 a.m. at Tårnby as police searched vehicles and demonstrators at various locations. The main demonstration will be marching from Tårnby Station by way of Englandsvej and Vejlands Allé, while an alternative activist demonstration will be taking another undisclosed route.

Hardly going to make the negotiation any easier…

Read it here.

Copenhagen: US go "ballistic" over latest draft


Load of balls…

Load of balls…

The noises emanating from COP15 don’t look particularly encouraging:

The United States has “gone ballistic” over draft texts being considered for a climate deal in Copenhagen, demanding last-minute changes which halted negotiations.

As talks dragged late into the early morning, the US moved to water down provisions over greenhouse gas emission reduction targets for developed countries.

With still no progress after 5am on Wednesday in Copenhagen, negotiators were under pressure to deliver something to ministers for the morning.

The late hour was illustrated on the official United Nations video by the sleeping form of a delegate, lying prone across seats, being visible as the Cook Islands delegate addressed the meeting.

Heads of state have already started sweeping into the Danish capital and a deal is scheduled to be agreed by Friday.

Lead negotiator Jonathan Pershing said the US had “substantial discomfort” with the language being used.

His country was seeking a different structure to the Kyoto Protocol agreement, he said, and countries should take action domestically rather than agree to an internationally agreed figure.

Read it here.

Copenhagen: Conga-line of crackpots


Copenhagen’s turning into a bit of a circus for all the crackpot world leaders. Their presence subtracts even more credibility from the whole proceedings.

Mugabe

E, ba gum!

Robert Mugabe

Harrassment of electoral observers in 2002 meant that Robert Mugabe was denied entry into the European Union – and it is only because the Climate Summit is a United Nations event that he is allowed to set foot on Danish soil.

During last year’s presidential election, some 80 political activists died and hundreds disappeared. Mugabe also contravened the electoral law to ensure a victory that no-one recognises.

I've done Jihad

I've done Jihad

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iran’s president has done what he could to arouse the wrath of the Western world. He has been accused of cooking the presidential election and coming down hard on protesters. At least 20 people were killed and many put in prison.

The president has also let his anti-Israeli rhetoric be heard. At the United Nations conference Durban II he called Israel “the most evil and oppressive racist regime.”

Carry 'em off

Carry 'em off

Islam Karimov

Karimov’s regime in Uzbekistan has the habit of boiling its opponents to death – at least according to the memoirs of Craig Murray, a former British ambassador to Tashkent from 2002 to 2004.

A demonstrable fact is that Karimov has run Uzbekistan ruthlessly since he declared the country independent in 1991. International human rights organisations say that Uzbekistan uses systematic torture and the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe says last year’s presidential elections were unfair.

Lovely. Read it here.