Terror threat level raised to ‘High’ – Methodists blamed

John Wesley - dangerous radical

John Wesley – dangerous radical

Satire alert: Australia today raised the terror threat level to ‘high’ as a result of the increasing risk posed by fundamental Methodists.

In a press release issued by the radical Methodist State from a secret location in a sleepy part of Cornwall, UK (and right next to a very good tea shop, which is handy), it has warned that unless it receives enough cup-cakes and chocolate biscuits for the bring-and-buy sale on Saturday, it will be forced to instruct its militants, who will all be wearing the now-familiar chunky wool cardigans made for them by the ladies’ knitting circle, to go into the streets to carry out random acts of kindness on unsuspecting strangers.

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Breaking news: nothing has anything to do with Islam

Nothing to do with Islam, OK?

Nothing to do with Islam, OK?

Satire alert: Islamic leaders have issued a statement explaining that nothing, including Qur’an, mosques and even Muslims themselves, has anything to do with Islam. The statement was widely applauded by President Obama and David Cameron, who have been making this point frequently for many years.

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Islamic State terrorists traumatised by shocking Islamophobia video

Will the Islamophobia ever end?

Will the Islamophobia ever end?

Satire alert: Islamic State terrorists in Iraq have described as ‘barbaric and appalling’ a new video posted on YouTube, purporting to show Muslims being subjected to a vicious Islamophobic verbal assault which brutally links the violent actions of the Islamic State with the ‘Religion of Peace’.

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No amount of appeasement is ever enough

So in other words, why bother? Hizb ut-Tahrir’s verdict on attempts by the Abbott government to engage Islamic groups and deal with the threat of terrorist attacks on home soil:

“This is classical fearmongering, which Irvine and Abbott are taking turns at employing. Any threat can be trumped up by consistent focus and hyperbolic commentary. We keep hearing about 150 Muslims who’ve gone to Syria and what might happen when they might come back. We haven’t heard anything about the numerous Jews who travel to train and fight with the IDF annually and the threat they pose on return. Indeed, where is the debate about returning IDF trainees potentially killing little boys as they play on the beaches of Sydney and Melbourne?”


Muslim leaders ‘denounce’ anti-terror laws

Calm and measured response, as usual

Calm and measured response, as usual

Now there’s a surprise.

Muslim leaders ‘denounce’ anti-terror laws

Islamic leaders rush to take offence

Any imagined slight by the filthy kafir is enough to send the Islamic leaders flouncing off:

True Colours Revealed (again)

Muslims rush to play the victim card

The Islamic Council of Victoria huffs off from talks with the Prime Minister, citing ‘inflammatory and ill informed’ comments.

So what else is new?

Islamic Council of Victoria pulls out of meeting with Abbott


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